If You Find This, I'm Already Dead

Marsoni

M251S

$35.22

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If You Find This, I'm Already DeadFrom the New York Times bestselling creator of Mind MGMT and co writer of BRZRKR with Keanu Reeves comes a multi dimensional cosmic odyssey presented in a pulp magazine sized format! Robin is a big city reporter, embedded with US Marines heading to the hostile pocket universe called Terminus. Ten minutes in, the entire marine squad is wiped out and she has to survive (and report) on her own. Terminus is full of cosmic wondersand sci fi gods that are

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These looked like they were going to be heavy duty, but they were more flexible than I expected (see video clip). They probably still will work well, but if you’re poking your fork into something stiff, expect that the fork might bend some. There was a slight chemical odor when I opened the package, and I’m not a fan of that. As someone with MCS, I have to avoid exposure to fragrances and other harmful chemicals, and it makes me wonder what these are coated with. The gold might be cute for the aesthetic you’re going for with a particular gathering or party, but I find it unnecessary. I would rather go with the real heavy duty ones that are clear plastic from a club warehouse rather than these gold ones. I feel that these are overpriced for the quality, but not a bad price if all you’re going for is the gold aesthetic.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 6, 2026

Sara D

Battle Creek, US

★★★★★ 5

Nice, high end look, disposable

Color: Gold, Color: Gold

I hate to spend a lot of money on something that's just going to be thrown away, so typically buy dollar store disposable silverware for parties and gatherings. But every once in a while, you want something more upscale or high end looking. Enter this pricy but pretty plastic silverware. It is perfect for a wedding, anniversary, shower or other event where you want a nicer look instead of basic. It is sturdy. You won't have to worry about it breaking as someone spears a bite of chicken. It looks great! There's only so much you can do with plastic ware but for what it is, it looks really nice.

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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026

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Drew Setzer

Massapequa, US

★★★★★ 5

Great value and great biodegradable plates for snacks or lods

Size: 6", Size: 6"

These plates were exactly what I was looking for! These 6" plates are smaller ones, so if you need larger ones, then get the 8" ones:)

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Reviewed in the United States on May 17, 2026

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K Harris

Fort Morgan, US

★★★★★ 5

Great value for very sturdy, leak free plates

Size: 6"

Really like these plates! They had the best price per plate & come in a large quantity which is a huge plus for me. We use them to feed our cats wet food & sometimes water & the liquids have never leaked through the plates They are the perfect size for feeding, 1 plate will easily hold a can of cat food. They are very sturdy & don't slide across the floor while the cats are eating off them.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 3, 2025

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The wife

West Palm Beach, US

★★★★★ 5

Good quality

Size: 6"

Good quality

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Reviewed in the United States on October 21, 2025