Hippie Hacker, the Happy Hooker and the Great Clon

Hippie Hacker, the Happy Hooker and the Great Clon

Marsoni

M251S

$15.00

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Hippie Hacker, the Happy Hooker and the Great ClonBorn and raised in Vermont, Andrew Tisbert is an award winning author of science fiction, fantasy, and so called slipstream, whatever the hell that is. He also performed and recorded with the improbably named metal band Attic of Love for the better part of two decades. Yes, he was the flute player. Now he's a miserable shut in who lives in a broken downtrailer with his 32 angora cats, using paper towels for coffee filters. Here for the first time

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I have wasted so much money on dog balls that they won't even pick up! They finally were obsessed with the Kong rubber green/blue or red/blue ones, but they're $3+. each, and they break from the dogs squishing it. I honestly had zero expectations on these, and they BOTH picked them up on the first throw! That's huge!! Seem to work fine in the ChuckIt. As for the squeaker, at first I was like "Oh nooooo." when they both loudly started! Much to my (and my neighbors') happiness, the squeakers stopped working after a couple minutes. 🤣

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Reviewed in the United States on February 2, 2025

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William Lovelace

Grantham, US

★★★★★ 5

Great dog toys

Color: S6-muti-color

These are long lasting, durable dog toys. My dogs love the squeak sound.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 23, 2026

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Karen

San Leandro, US

★★★★★ 5

Durable

Color: S6-muti-color

The balls are great for chewers. The squeaky didn’t last long but they are perfect for the ball launcher.

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Reviewed in the United States on May 18, 2026

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Candice K

Charlottesville, US

★★★★★ 4

The squeeker isn't durable, but the balls themselves are.

Color: S6-muti-color, Color: S6-muti-color

I have two 70+lb, ball obsessed dogs (a field bred Golden Retriever, and an Old Time Scotch Collie), and these balls are living up to the abuse they're receiving. In the fall we always lose a ball or two in the yard due to getting lost in leaves or longer grass, so I always try and buy a multi pack at the start of the season, so went with these this year. I'm glad I did. Great price for a 6 pack, they fit the medium Chuck-It launcher (a little loosely, but they throw just fine), have great bounce, they FLOAT (which means I didn't lose any at the beach), and they're super durable to the dreaded "mouth squish." The squeaker dies pretty quick, like, within a day, but it isn't the kind that can fall out or choke your dog, so no worries there. The boys are happy, I'm happy, my wallet is happy - I've already ordered another pack.

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Reviewed in the United States on November 2, 2024

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S. Berg

Draper, US

★★★★★ 5

Good balls

Color: S6-glow

My dog is a chewer, and these have held up for close to a year actually a pretty good product

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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026